deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:
yzma:
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
Sometimes I mix it up
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TOOTHPASTE.
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